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 | Love Sounds With Martha Saunders | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 13 | 7:23 | 11,428 | |
 | Tinder Swipes Right On Big Changes | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 12 | 8:11 | 14,840 | |
 | FBI Warns Against American Dream Scam | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 11 | 2:28 | 37,909 | |
 | Department Of Evil: 'All Of You Must Die' | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 10 | 4:40 | 14,574 | |
 | Oscars Ceremony Ruined | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 9 | 3:46 | 14,593 | |
 | A Shocking Scene of Rebellion | The Onion Presents The Topical | Episode 8 | 2:35 | 23,401 | |
 | The Onion Presents The Topical | 0:38 | 82,518 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Toy Story 4’ | 3:26 | 590,015 | |
 | Was LeBron Too Hard On His Teammates When He Called Them ‘Shitheads Who Should Quit Basketball’? | 2:14 | 275,070 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Pet Sematary’ | 3:37 | 126,106 | |
 | Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games? | 4:19 | 76,907 | |
 | Should The NFL Combine Get Rid Of The 40-Mile Dash? | 3:22 | 110,498 | |
 | By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic | 2:45 | 33,967 | |
 | Is Cindy Gruden Worth More Than The 7th-Round Pick Jon Gruden Traded Her For? | 3:12 | 42,022 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At Classic Horror Movies | 8:15 | 130,383 | |
 | Does Amari Cooper's Time Playing For A Terrible Head Coach Make Him A Perfect Fit For The Cowboys? | 3:42 | 16,988 | |
 | Should LeBron James Leave ‘Space Jam 2’ For A Movie With A Better Chance Of Winning An Oscar? | 3:31 | 33,853 | |
 | Should The NFL Do More To Protect Quarterbacks From Themselves? | 3:38 | 27,072 | |
 | Will Monday Night Football Cut Jason Witten After The Analyst Went 0 For 65 While Talking? | 3:20 | 47,919 | |
 | Is It Fair To Not Pay College Football Players When The Mascots Make $10,000,000 A Year? | 3:10 | 77,275 | |
 | Do The Buccaneers Regret Bringing In A Sexual Predator To Mentor Jameis Winston? | 2:47 | 64,749 | |
 | NFL Players Absolutely Should Stand For The ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme | 3:44 | 77,079 | |
 | Should The MLB Ban Infield Shapeshifting? | 3:54 | 227,116 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Crazy Rich Asians' | 3:19 | 214,344 | |
 | Can Carmelo Anthony Help The Rockets Clean Up Around The Arena After Games? | 2:50 | 31,142 | |
 | Will New NFL Player Safety Rules Ruin Football Injuries? | 3:17 | 30,272 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Christopher Robin’ | 3:52 | 131,649 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Mission: Impossible – Fallout’ | 3:10 | 103,447 | |
 | Animator Misses The Birth Of His Child So Mr. Incredible Could Have Consistently Sized Penis Bulge | 1:57 | 419,824 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again' | 3:31 | 277,150 | |
 | Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives | 2:47 | 47,815 | |
 | Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data | 2:58 | 34,672 | |
 | Users Explain What They Love About Onion Social | 1:55 | 43,406 | |
 | Getting Started With Onion Social | 2:41 | 41,768 | |
 | ‘Ocean’s 8’ Production Assistant Describes What Rich Women Smell Like | 1:52 | 36,062 | |
 | Meet Jeremy, Founder And CEO Of Onion Social | 1:60 | 37,613 | |
 | Welcome To Onion Social, The Onion's New Social Media Platform | 2:33 | 52,765 | |
 | Has The U.S. Men's Soccer Team Earned The Right To Watch The World Cup? | 1:16 | 32,019 | |
 | 6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebook | 2:10 | 269,074 | |
 | Ways To Treat Seasonal Affective Disorder So You're Not So Goddamn Cheery In Summertime | 5:24 | 49,291 | |
 | How To Increase Your Cognitive Ability By Reading A Fucking Book For Once | 5:16 | 113,828 | |
 | ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Producer Points Out All The Cameos Made By The Film's Kickstarter Donors | 1:51 | 36,067 | |
 | Is Stress Real, Or Are You Crazy And It's All In Your Head? | 5:80 | 106,277 | |
 | New Fad Diet Requires You To Stop Eating For A Full 5 Minutes Per Day | 4:58 | 178,532 | |
 | Nation's Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer | 1:59 | 45,087 | |
 | Could Tom Brady Be The New Face Of The NFL? | 2:59 | 9,269 | |
 | How Much Can Hank Pad Out This Segment About The NFL Combine? | 3:11 | 3,604 | |
 | Second Amendment Activist Defends Guns As Essential For Starting Foot Race At Town Midsummer Jubilee | 2:00 | 29,290 | |
 | Which NCAA Tournament Team Will Struggle Most With The Pressure Of Playing Under FBI Surveillance? | 3:16 | 3,221 | |
 | Will Missing The NCAA Tournament Affect Sister Jean’s Draft Stock? | 4:52 | 1,783 | |
 | Facebook Employees Explain Struggling To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy | 2:17 | 36,518 | |
 | Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs | 3:28 | 102,530 | |
 | Is Andrew Luck Fully Recovered From His Quadruple-Amputation Surgery? | 1:31 | 25,551 | |
 | Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation Long Snapper? | 1:47 | 23,213 | |
 | 'Phantom Thread' Producer Points Out All The Times Daniel Day-Lewis Fucks Up At Acting | 2:10 | 72,382 | |
 | Has Shaun White Finally Captured Enough Gold Medals To Satisfy The Snow Princess Yuki-Onna? | 4:57 | 61,847 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Freed' | 5:23 | 189,301 | |
 | A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Love | 2:70 | 150,453 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ | 2:44 | 196,250 | |
 | A Fun Recipe With Jackfruit You Should Learn To Avoid Looking Like A Knuckle-Dragging Dirt Person | 1:22 | 127,222 | |
 | 'You're Right' Host Changes Abortion Stance After Realizing He Wouldn’t Have Show If He Was Aborted | 2:12 | 46,554 | |
 | Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette? | 1:20 | 103,755 | |
 | How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword | 0:44 | 98,696 | |
 | How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone | 1:51 | 147,857 | |
 | 'You're Right' Host Asks For Donations To Attend Trump Fundraiser To Tell President To Go To Hell | 1:42 | 19,522 | |
 | 'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Bravely Steps Outside His Liberal Bubble By Joining The KKK | 2:70 | 24,906 | |
 | 'You're Right' Fan Who Died From Ecstatic Convulsions Caused By Takedown Of Kim Jong-Un Remembered | 1:20 | 19,560 | |
 | Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner | 2:70 | 277,010 | |
 | Late Night Host Eviscerates Journalism Industry For Existing Even Though His Show Already Does | 3:17 | 25,686 | |
 | Will The Masked Hero On The Celtics Ever Reveal His Secret Identity? | 1:39 | 25,322 | |
 | Hank's Having A Great Time In The Studio Alone On Thanksgiving | 2:22 | 4,283 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Coco’ | 3:49 | 52,128 | |
 | 'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Investigates School Vouchers In The Whole Rundown | 0:33 | 14,166 | |
 | Can The Browns Still Rely On Josh Gordon For Quality Weed? | 1:31 | 13,110 | |
 | Sebastian Moore Campaigns To Get His Face On The $20 Bill | 3:00 | 15,903 | |
 | How To Talk To A Family Member About Politics And That Their Jewelry Business Is A Pyramid Scheme | 1:17 | 38,231 | |
 | Is It Time For The Osweiler Family To Admit The Brock Osweiler Experiment Has Failed? | 1:34 | 12,042 | |
 | How Many Children Does Philip Rivers Have Left In Him? | 1:23 | 15,626 | |
 | How Much Credit Does The Sitting President Deserve For The Tides? | 1:29 | 23,231 | |
 | How Do Self-Driving Cars Avoid Driving Straight To The Beach? | 1:29 | 41,541 | |
 | Should Belichick Miss The Birth Of His Demon Spawn To Coach Game? | 1:43 | 11,582 | |
 | It's Time To Have A National Dialogue About Race Cars | 1:32 | 25,990 | |
 | How Fake News Led President Trump To Believe 'Semi-Charmed Life' Was By Matchbox 20 | 1:38 | 20,947 | |
 | Should The Patriots Back Up Tom Brady On A Hard Drive? | 1:21 | 14,497 | |
 | Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’ | 1:25 | 25,029 | |
 | Will Louisville Be Able To Recruit Elite Prostitutes Without Pitino? | 1:39 | 14,480 | |
 | The 2020 Election Could Only Go These 500 Ways | 1:18 | 26,221 | |
 | Is It Ethical For Prenatal Testing To Tell You If Your Baby Will Be Too Annoying To Love? | 1:12 | 19,320 | |
 | Should The Cowboys Be Worried About Ezekiel Elliott Hanging Around Someone Like Jerry Jones? | 1:42 | 11,452 | |
 | Today On Morning Sweat: Should Tim Tebow Quit Christianity? | 1:39 | 13,369 | |
 | Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes | 1:57 | 23,909 | |
 | Did Roger Goodell Deserve The 4-Game Suspension He Gave Himself For His Nightclub Brawl? | 2:45 | 14,996 | |
 | Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy | 1:53 | 27,032 | |
 | How To Survive A Nuclear Attack | 0:46 | 25,477 | |
 | Black Lives Matter Organizer Explains Movement To Older White Americans Using Sailing Metaphors | 1:46 | 32,070 | |
 | Silicon Valley CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Him Being Wealthy And Having A Blast | 1:34 | 34,360 | |
 | Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises | 1:47 | 62,453 | |
 | Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian | 1:18 | 46,880 | |
 | How The 'Alt-Right' Recruits New Members | 0:46 | 30,478 | |
 | How Cities Remove Confederate Monuments | 0:46 | 24,612 | |
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