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 | Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It | 2:48 | 46,259 | |
 | Classmates Respond To Jessica Milly's Decision To Put Out | 1:33 | 82,320 | |
 | Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez Prepare For Jets-Pats Matchup By Having Sex With Each Other | 2:36 | 45,295 | 1 list |
 | Brooke Alvarez Can Speak News In Any Language | 1:30 | 59,280 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Names The One Person Who Could Compel Her To Go On "Dancing With The Stars" | 1:14 | 34,819 | |
 | Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal | 1:48 | 303,176 | 1 list |
 | U.S. Turns To The Makers Of Foul-Tasting But Successful Zico Coconut Water To Turn Economy Around | 1:40 | 39,105 | |
 | Glenn Beck Appears In Revealing Documentary About Brooke Alvarez's Childhood As Russian Cosmonaut | 1:53 | 40,731 | |
 | Kevin Kolb Lands New Job Where He Isn't Booed And Tackled As Much | 2:33 | 23,794 | 1 list |
 | Facebook Increases User Control With New 'Cancel Account' Feature | 2:27 | 68,133 | |
 | Department Of Treasury Releases New Monsters Of The Silver Screen 20 Dollar Bill | 2:40 | 94,955 | |
 | Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback | 2:30 | 56,734 | 1 list |
 | NBA Players, Owners Agree That Both Sides Are Selfish | 2:29 | 49,817 | 1 list |
 | Comatose John Clarkson Drops Out of GOP Race Due To Sex Scandal | 1:70 | 57,128 | |
 | GOP Race Heats Up As Candidate In Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field | 1:90 | 62,269 | |
 | Yankees, Phillies Playing Sad Little World Series Of Their Own | 2:29 | 36,102 | 1 list |
 | President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face | 0:41 | 127,415 | |
 | Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC) | 0:43 | 183,710 | |
 | Sidney Crosby Tells Telephone Pole He Has Recovered From Concussion | 2:28 | 51,393 | 1 list |
 | Last Bastion Of U.S. Economy Succumbs To Pancreatic Cancer | 2:90 | 52,688 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Tells You How to Look Good for the End of the World | 1:24 | 73,432 | |
 | Vengeance-Minded Glacier Just Biding Time Until Next Ice Age | 2:38 | 50,938 | |
 | Tim Wakefield Admits Knuckleball Just Fastball He Throws Very Slowly | 2:32 | 39,271 | 1 list |
 | New Law Legalizes Brandishing Guns At Head Level (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC) | 2:20 | 80,940 | |
 | Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts | 0:56 | 35,208 | 1 list |
 | Brooke Explains Why She Has No Problem with Drunk Texting | 1:10 | 64,811 | |
 | New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations | 1:55 | 127,126 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Attempts To Connect With The Common Man By Answering Viewer Questions | 0:53 | 58,897 | |
 | Tom Brady Questionable For Sunday's Game After Waking Up Ugly | 2:59 | 47,206 | 1 list |
 | Brooke Alvarez Explains Why Even Losers on Facebook Deserve Her Attention | 1:15 | 67,370 | |
 | Presenting The Ecstasy Of Defeat - The First Book From Onion Sports | 1:38 | 52,189 | |
 | Remembering 9/11 A Pleasure For Nation Compared To Remembering Past 10 Years | 2:30 | 76,511 | |
 | Many Doctors Say It's 'High' Time To Legalize Marijuana (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) | 2:29 | 93,990 | |
 | Popular 1920s Dance Originated As Way To Terrorize Jews (Season 1: Ep 6 on IFC) | 1:10 | 56,694 | |
 | Onion News Network Season 2 Premieres Tues 10/4 at 10/9c - Only On IFC | 0:31 | 32,536 | |
 | All Financial Experts Urge Americans To Invest Money In Print Media Immediately | 2:29 | 57,357 | |
 | Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) | 1:23 | 79,357 | |
 | Steve Jobs Resigns After Realizing Technology Has Gone As Far As It Can | 2:19 | 88,127 | |
 | Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self | 2:57 | 65,379 | 1 list |
 | Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC) | 1:46 | 42,393 | |
 | Tiger Woods Fails To Qualify For Sex With Dive Bar Waitress | 3:19 | 97,199 | 1 list |
 | Law Gives All Mistreated Americans Right To Open Casino (Season 1: Ep 5 on IFC) | 1:57 | 43,583 | |
 | FBI Uncovers Largest Credit Card Scam In History After Raiding Visa Headquarters | 2:70 | 91,731 | |
 | Supreme Court Revokes Annoying Man's Free Speech Rights (Season 1 Ep: 3 on IFC) | 2:18 | 79,928 | |
 | Miners Trapped In Life-Threatening Mining Jobs (Season 1: Ep 3 on IFC) | 2:26 | 63,128 | |
 | GOP Supports Obama For 2012: 'We Need More Time To Completely Ruin His Life' | 1:41 | 69,517 | |
 | Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) | 2:12 | 127,032 | |
 | Obama: Debt Ceiling Deal A Prime Example Of Democrats And Democrats Sacrificing For The Greater Good | 1:54 | 72,157 | |
 | Escort Reveals Affair With That Actor From That Thing (Season 1: Ep 4 on IFC) | 2:36 | 112,001 | |
 | Pop Pilgrims: Cleveland - The Shawshank Redemption prison | 3:44 | 32,453 | |
 | Amy Winehouse's Grammys Returned By London Pawn Shop Out Of Respect For Deceased | 1:54 | 97,224 | |
 | Pop Pilgrims: Chicago - The Blues Brothers bridge | 3:33 | 15,000 | |
 | Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger | 1:57 | 179,399 | |
 | Ruin The Economy Or Not? Congress Still Unable To Decide | 1:57 | 85,202 | |
 | Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia | 1:33 | 378,489 | |
 | Pop Pilgrims New York: The Royal Tenenbaums house | 3:34 | 19,185 | |
 | Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate? | 2:46 | 208,741 | |
 | Pope Supports Gay Marriage After Meeting Charming Connecticut Couple | 1:21 | 101,184 | |
 | Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards | 1:49 | 69,694 | |
 | Pop Pilgrims: Baltimore - The Wire locations, part one | 4:32 | 21,302 | |
 | Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident | 2:50 | 192,519 | 1 list |
 | Rod Stewart Easily Passes For An Elderly Aunt | 1:30 | 64,474 | 1 list |
 | Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay | 1:37 | 133,388 | |
 | Mr. Met takes out his frustration on the fans at Citi Field. | 1:24 | 47,679 | |
 | Pop Pilgrims: Philadelphia - The Rocky stairs | 3:50 | 25,600 | |
 | Lazy, Illiterate Pulitzer Board Should At Least Be Able To Watch This Fucking Video Recap | 1:40 | 58,445 | |
 | Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops | 3:41 | 125,394 | |
 | A.V. Club Pop Pilgrims: Seattle - Kurt Cobain Park | 3:16 | 20,764 | |
 | AFAJP Celebrity Testimonials | 1:18 | 49,872 | |
 | Demand an #OnionPulitzer: A message from Americans For Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes | 2:25 | 46,872 | |
 | "Green Lantern" A Superhero We All Know And Love, Says Studio | 1:58 | 106,871 | |
 | A.V. Club Pop Pilgrims: The Texas Chain Saw... family restaurant? | 3:36 | 27,038 | |
 | Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind | 2:28 | 115,575 | 1 list |
 | National Dating Standards Lowered | 1:30 | 162,704 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Ridiculous Killer Robots | 5:39 | 114,175 | |
 | Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds | 2:51 | 94,917 | |
 | Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build 'Justice Shed' | 3:20 | 55,382 | |
 | A.V. Club Pop Pilgrims: Los Angeles - The Graduate church | 5:49 | 39,208 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Horrible Aging Makeup | 5:25 | 70,078 | |
 | Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films | 2:46 | 519,749 | 1 list |
 | Cash-Strapped PBS Releases Nova Special On Physics Behind Rhythmically Bouncing Breasts | 1:38 | 66,935 | |
 | America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You? | 2:35 | 190,137 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Directors You Didn't Know You Hated | 5:11 | 79,595 | |
 | Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates | 3:13 | 541,372 | 1 list |
 | Update: Obama Yet Again Refrains From Obliterating Human Race | 1:59 | 183,397 | |
 | Live: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dreams | 1:43 | 70,991 | |
 | Other Guy Named Osama Bin Laden Can Finally Relax | 1:54 | 177,395 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Fictional Drugs | 5:23 | 71,858 | |
 | Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart | 2:38 | 376,517 | |
 | Predator Drone TR425 Takes The Stand | 1:50 | 84,500 | |
 | Predator Drone Court-Martialed For Afghani Civilian Deaths | 1:17 | 65,619 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Great Films Too Painful To Watch Twice | 5:30 | 107,464 | |
 | Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow In Hopes She'll Put Nation In Her Will | 2:26 | 83,254 | |
 | Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five" | 2:25 | 478,692 | is in 2 lists |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Unusual Vampire Variations | 5:17 | 69,103 | |
 | In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers? | 3:60 | 157,661 | |
 | Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds | 1:24 | 124,638 | |
 | A.V. Club Inventory: Misguided Eco-Friendly Entertainments | 5:29 | 66,816 | |
 | The Onion Review: Congress Cuts Its Step-Son's Funding | 2:44 | 57,099 | |
 | How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him | 2:40 | 752,207 | 1 list |
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