Now I'm playing Banjo-Kazooie for the Xbox Live Arcade. If you don't like this game, you are dumb!

This one time I got a VHS tape from Nintendo and when I popped that bitch in it was all about Jon Lovitz telling me to get this sweet ass, tricked out, fucking super fly new game!

Needless to stay, I was powerless against his charm. DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO WIND UP WITH EGG ON MY FACE?!

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